Thursday, December 20, 2007

For Fun Good Jokes Indeed

For Fun Good Jokes Indeed

1. What is height of Fashion?Dhoti with a zip*************************************************
2. What is height of Secrecy?Offering blank visiting cards . *************************************************************
3. What is height of Activelaziness?Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. ************************************************************
4. What is height of Laziness?Adopting a child.*************************************************************
5. What is height of Craziness?Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. *************************************************************
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. *************************************************************
7. What is height of Stupidity?A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. *************************************************************
8. What is height of Honesty?A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. *************************************************************
9. What is height of Suicide?A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. *************************************************************
10. What is height of De-hydration?A cow giving milk powder

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